you are the star

avianawareness:

Cody does this! Pancake mode!

tamorapierce:

chewiesmiles:

via Mike Brown: Facts and dog whistles by Jonathan Korman (@miniver)

Part I here

I don’t care if he was smoking a doobie a mile long, it wasn’t a shooting offense.  Stealing cigars, if true, wasn’t a shooting offense.  He could have been letting air out of the tires of the chief’s fucking tires and it still wouldn’t be a shooting offense, you know why?  THERE IS NO CRIME IN THIS COUNTRY THAT IS A SHOOTING OFFENSE.  Even if he’d been jailed, arraigned, gone through all the procedures of court for felony murder in a death penalty state, been found guilty and exhausted all of his appeals, no one could shoot him.  As it was, he was walking down the street.

Walking.  Because that’s what dangerous guilty horrible criminal persons do in this country, friends and neighbors, they walk down the street, ignoring the police officer in such a perverse, vicious, and heinous manner that the police officer, protecting and serving his tightly gripped ass off, shoots him.  Multiple times.  Because everyone knows the white policeman would never just plain haul off and shoot an innocent man in these United Racist States.

I hate this.  There will never be justice here.  Never.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

hemmoan:

frat boy luke secretly hating the taste of liquor so he fills his flask with capri sun and fakes it

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2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

I love my skin!

MGMT - Electric Feel
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voltage running through her skin
standing there with nothing on

sayheyagentcarter:

TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS CREATED A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU SHOOT TAMPONS INSTEAD OF GUNS

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SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! 

SISTERS DOIN’ IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

itsalwayslocked:

Talking to the culprit in a game that you’ve already beaten like

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purplekecleon:

Here’s my review for the Cintiq Companion, a device that was woefully released before quality control could be performed. Or at least, that’s what I’m imagining is the case, considering I received 3 broken ones now and I’ve watched many, many other artists around me have theirs break to the same problem I faced twice.

Oh well. I have a 13”HD on the way now, and my Companion will be out for its refund tomorrow.

Maybe years from now there will be models of the Cinitq Companion that actually function. My 21UX from 6 years ago is still holding strong, so it’s shocking that I had to have my Cintiq Companion replaced in under two months three times in a row.

purplekecleon:

thanks for the warning, i was about to swallow it but then i read the pen

purplekecleon:

thanks for the warning, i was about to swallow it but then i read the pen

purplekecleon:

I don’t really think I need to provide additional commentary. 14 years of art. (I don’t have stuff from before I was 10, but it exists, because I drew all the time as a tiny kid too)

purplekecleon:

PEARL