do you think hussie ever, like, trolls random homestucks on anonymous? and like we’re sitting here insulting some random rude anon but we’re actually insulting the hussie himself
fantroll name: Nykur Kollok?? y/n? maybe ceffyl? (based off some wikipedia-searching about kelpies and such - also changing her lusus to a keplie i think that would be a little more unified, idk) nykur pronounced “Nick-CURE”
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I...
I end up staring at my notifications like i love all my followers~~
on racism, sexism, and inequality; a common cause...
The last anon I had actually got me thinking about my beliefs, so I decided to go ahead and distill them for anyone curious about it. They were specifically critiquing my most recent ask to Softowl here on tumblr, so here it is, my full beliefs, in case anyone wants to know or discuss the issue. [[MORE]] In the ask, I was actually clarifying why I thought ”egalitarianism” or...
Anonymous asked: You're treating the discussion of feminism like an exercise for intellectual debate rather than something that affects an enormous number of people. Stop treating people's lives like a fun little discussion.
Anonymous asked: Nobody is obligated to hear out your opinions, especially not when you refuse to respect theirs.
nightram: squidmama: people are gonna wake up and theyre gonna be like hey what’s going on?
Anonymous asked: i'm assuming you're referring to rachel shutting you down? you have a right to voice your "completely polite opinion", but she doesn't have to listen to it. someone telling you that they do not want to continue the conversation means that you should go away, not continue the discussion, and to do so is impolite. you are free to say whatever you want, but if someone tells...
i don’t even know what to say without sounding like a complete and utter idiot fuck [[MORE]] I never feel rude except in instances like this, then i just feel like a huge PIECE OF SHIT ABOUT EVERYTHING because FUCK, who am i to hold a COMPLETELY POLITE opinion on a public, rebloggable thread on a public forum?? seriously WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE ANY VALID OPINIONS BESIDES FOR THE ONES...
its like NOTHING I SAY OR DO CAN EVER ATONE FOR ANYTIHNG FUCKL FUCK fuck ugh i am so frustrated.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Legend of Korra: Fuckin’ Up I have nothing else better to do than make these. he fucked up
tigerwolf44: I used that Dubstep website going...
paratactician: Anonymous asked you: It’s never a good day when you wake up and find your shades resting neatly on the boner of the EROTIC WIZARD STATUE you got Rose for Christmas last year. “Morning,” you tell him blearily, and reach out to lift the shades gingerly from his tumescent marble prong like a particularly fucked-up game of Operation. You have a personal rule about not touching any...
"The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek...
super-d: geenasaur: perfectlyqueer: snafflebithumptywink: overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver: sherbertsheperton: That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.” Quite literally. Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it. XD And goddesses. And demigoddesses. And...
That sad moment when you realize someone has...
lechon-kawaii: And you sit there staring at your follower list like:
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
tigerlilyturnedblue: Man you know what would be cool is if there were a fic where B2 Dave and B1 Bro met and Bro is approaching this like it’s just his Dave, trying to intimidate him and set him on edge, and then B2 Dave comes back strong and it sort of shocks Bro like he was just joking about how much Strider Swag he has and how they couldn’t get too close to eachother or they’d incinerate...
Rules of a Whiteness-Free Discussion.
socialjusticeally: dumbthingswhitepplsay: Based on today’s events, I’ve concluded that the guidelines that have been set out in your basic social justice 101 are indeed set in whiteness and leave little to no room for non-whiteness based discussion. I’ve constructed a list that amends a lot of the principles to be a little bit more open. The truth that is really meant to be conveyed here is...
I love swing
Words with Friends
Me: just posted the onesies
Alli: OH MAN
Alli: THE CROCODILE ONE
Alli: I want it
Alli: or alligators, I guess they could be alligators
Me: You are so racist against alligators
Alli: Hey, I totally am not! People have CALLED me alligator because it starts with my name, I am totes not racist against myself!
Me: Oh, look at that privilege. My name starts with the same letters, so I know what it's like to be AN OPPRESSED ANIMAL
Alli: H-hey, now wait a second! Just because alligators are vertically lower than me does not mean I look down on them!!
Me: I bet when you are making "dirty gator" jokes, you tell your friends it's okay because you have a friend that's a large reptile.
Alli: Now listen here, my dirty jokes spare none! They cover the entirety of existence, I'll have you know!
Me: There are types of alligators that are LITERALLY EXTINCT, you know that, right? They don't even exist anymore, mostly due to white people like you.
Alli: WHAT DID I DO?! Just because I don't stop OTHER people from wearing them...
Me: Also, you should really be calling them Crocodylians of Wider Snouts.
Me: Alligator is a word steeped in vicious oppression. The word is a white bastardization of a word for "lizard", which is an insult to their proud reptilian heritage.
Alli: B... but Crocodylian is so hard to pronounce, alligator is easier! I mean, what they don't know won't hurt them, right? I CAN WHISPER
Me: Tumblr needs to hear about this
Alli: No wait, anything but that...
Me: They will teach you not to oppress people. Probably by bullying you into silence.
5moked5almon: areyoulistening2me: Gotye...
WherE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM„„,
Thought That Counts
mortior: Pairing: Alpha!Dave / Dirk Warnings: Stridercest, Very NSFW, slight dubcon(?), language Notes: Might turn into more chapters later. This was only supposed to be a tiny, self-indulgent oneshot because there’s not enough Hollywood superstar Dave in the world, but then it became a slightly longer oneshot with all kinds of Dave/Dirk feels thrown in, so I’m just going to toss this out...